The Humor In The Sign

Now that the meteor shower been on display for a while, its time to move on with other photographic ideas. Just keep in mind the lunar eclipse on August 28. Here are signs made by us to us. There are some interesting signs and there are some very boring signs. However, I like to observe, and sometimes make sense of each sign - what is the message, and I guess when driving, travelling to your destination, the intermediate time between your start and the end - that period of time may not be exciting. So I amuse myself with signs on the road. Here are in which I found some humor. I will be adding more once I get through all my files. And if you have any, I would love to see also, just provide a link in the comment box.
Lets analyze this one: 'She thinks my tractor sexy', okay it is sexy, I hope this guy has tractor in his garage, because this looks like truck to me. There must be a reason for this sign.
What does 'touchless' mean to you. To me it means no touching, but hey when you go through car wash there is all kinds of touching going on, I better not list them here. And 'touchless' is usually two words, so may be that is car wash company definition. What do I know?
This is my all time classic. This is no litter sign, but the hammer and the $500 looks like an auction event to me - no wonder people are still littering. And to every one's information Tim Horton and McDonalds are the most common items on the side of the highway seen here in Ontario, Canada - yes I do observe. Free marketing though. My message 'Please Do Not Litter'.